Lin Xiao still doesn’t understand the fat words, but at least he understands that there are beautiful little girls everywhere!
Lin Shan has taught Lin Xiao a variety of ethical principles since he was a child, which made him develop a little pedantic temper. There are many little girls near here-Lin Xiao himself heard many women chirping not far away. Lin Xiao honestly squatted with his head in his hands in a flower bush. Lin Xiao looked forward to the fat figure and hoped that he would come back with some clothes as soon as possible. The cool wind crossed from Lin Xiao and his legs were unnatural and close together. Lin Xiao sighed.
"God ~ what the hell is going on? Where the hell is this? " Lin Xiao once again took a deep breath and swung around the abdomen, but there was still no response. He extracted the aura from the outside world according to the Xuanwu Baopin method. The turbid aura with an unspeakable taste poured into Lin Xiao’s body. Lin Xiao was clean and left with a pure flesh and blood body. It was like being caught from the water. Lin Xiao’s body twitched violently. His mouth vomited, and a little water was sprayed out of his mouth with foam. Lin Xiao never knew that there would be such a’ magical’ aura in the world.
"Pig, I am a pig head ~ Ow, ow, ow!" Accompanied by weird songs, bald and fat left hand carrying a pair of underpants, right hand waving a shir belt and hanging a pair of plastic slippers, I wandered back to the grove and threw my clothes at Lin Xiao across the fat. He shouted cheerfully, "Brother, fortunately, there is a shopping mall next to it, otherwise you will have to wait a little longer naked! Come on, I don’t know your size. I didn’t buy you pants, so you can make do with it! "
Lin Xiao took the colorful beach pants and the red and green Hawaiian shir and looked at the odd-looking flip-flops. He asked in horror, "Can this dress be worn?"
Fat eyes once again nu way "can wear how not to wear? Don’t you think it looks good on me? But I wear one more pair of pants than you! " Fat simply stripped off his shorts and showed a tattered face. He wore several big holes in the corners of his trousers. Jiang Feng blew through the wide trousers. The swaying posture in the night wind set off the fat man with a somewhat delicate style. Lin Xiao shivered. He thought for a while that it was better to have a piece of cloth wrapped around his body than to be naked. Lin Xiao referred to the fat dress and dressed a set of shorts, short sleeves and slippers.
"Darling, it took me twenty dollars and fifty cents to clear the three pieces of cheap goods together. How can you wear him and have such a different taste? Is he too handsome or am I too ugly? " Bald and fat, Lin Xiao’s eyes were all dressed up, and a ray of angry flame came out ―― this is jealousy, this is anger, and this is bitterness ―― "God, why can’t you make me look handsome?" Fat suddenly face upwards shouted a but almost Lin Xiao frighten jumped up.
I have to say that once the goods are cleared and reduced in price, they will have a somewhat different charm. Lin Xiao is tall and handsome, but he just wears a high-grade western temperament in this casual clothing. His bun is loose, black and bright, and his long hair hangs straight down to his waist. The wind blows over his long hair, and Lin Xiao’s handsome face blows, which gives people a great visual impact-this is a perfect idol made by a master instead of a living person.
Fat gawk at Lin Xiao suddenly face upwards sighed, "if I can make a pig’s head into a piece, you are the best leading role candidate!" Yeah, but you’re so handsome. If you don’t add some pornography to it, you’ll be sorry for your good skin! " Shook his head fat hit a ring avenue "brother no one to accompany me to drink today, why don’t we gather together a table? It’s fate to meet each other. I don’t think you’re a bad person or a fool. Why are you running around naked? "
A few minutes later, Lin Xiao and Pang have been sitting at a table near Zhangjiang, watching the brightly lit night scene on the other side of the river, watching the river shuttle back and forth between cruise ships, drinking mellow black beer and eating exotic sauerkraut sausages. The bald and fat man gulped down the beer, and Lin Xiao looked at the surrounding scenery with an expression, wondering carefully how he got here. The beer and sausage Lin Xiao didn’t want to touch it, and the food materials were mixed, which made Lin Xiao put up with strange impurities. He almost didn’t vomit.
See bald fat killed three stout with relish in a short time, and swallowed two plates of sausages and a fried pig’s trotters in his stomach. Lin Xiao couldn’t help but nod his head-this guy really deserves his size.
A few girls wearing small suspenders and vests and small hot pants tightly wrapped in buttocks and eggs laughed and walked by the table for two. Lin Xiao’s mouth and nose were observed, and her hands were polite. She didn’t dare to look at those girls with large areas of bare white skin and bald head and fat, but she patted Lin Xiao’s shoulders and laughed. "Look at that girl in blue suspenders, brother, her ass is shaking like a wonderful one ~ swaying posture ~ Gee, this white and gratifying one ~"
Lin Xiao opened his eyes seriously and said to the bald and fat man, "Don’t you even know this sage’s reason about see no evil?" Lin Xiao looked at the fat heart a little, otherwise the bald Taoist friend would like to be a Buddhist monk. Although there is no scar on his head, he has made several commandments for eating meat and drinking, but he is warm-hearted and generous. However, even if a Buddhist monk eats meat and drinks without a scar, these commandments can be violated, but only one precept can never be touched.
Gently shook his head, Lin Xiao earnestly persuaded the bald fat, "Although you are humble ~" Lin Xiao once again took a good look at the bald fat-yes, he didn’t repair it at all, but he was bald. Lin Xiao knew that Buddhism was the only way to be bald. Maybe this bald fat didn’t repair it at all, which was related to the poor quality of aura in this world? Lin Xiao sighed, "But after all, Taoist friends are Buddhist people who eat meat and drink. This caution is absolutely not to be committed. If you break the pure body, it will be a great obstacle for Taoist friends to practice in the future."
With a piece of fried crispy pigskin in his mouth, he looked at Lin Xiao with a bald head. Suddenly, there was a burst of hysterical laughter coming out of his fat mouth. There were also big mouthfuls of beer and pork crumbs. Beer choked into the pig’s throat. The pig laughed and coughed violently. His chubby white face soon became reddish, and his lips were turned red. But he accidentally slapped his thigh too hard, and his thigh gave a crisp sound. At the same time, his face was twisted with pain.
There are several bars and restaurants in this riverside avenue, and there are hundreds of dining tables scattered in the open air. This burst of hysterical laughter and screaming made the surrounding tourists look askance. Lin Xiao’s face quickly became purple and swollen, and a bright and clean plastic bench seemed to grow sharp barbs. Lin Xiao’s butt bench grinded and his head slowly lowered, and his head almost buried in his legs.
Fat smiled for a while before Shu Shu leaned back on the chair, flapping his hands and splashing layers of glistening waves, and said happily, "Brother, you are poisoned by reading novels! Must a bald head be a monk? Does makeup have to be a woman? Does having sex with a woman have to be a man? Men can wear bras to pretend to be women when they get breast implants these days! A woman can pretend to be a man even if her breasts are flattened! Gee, do I look like a monk? "
Fat patted his bald head and touched himself. He was about to droop to his neck and cheeks. He pulled his ears and pulled his big earlobe. His fat mouth showed a smirk. "But my brother said that if I find a lotus stand, I can pretend to be the old Buddha with yellow eyebrows in the West!"
"Old Buddha with yellow eyebrows?" Lin Xiao looked around carefully and found that the attention of people traveling around was not his own. Then he looked up and asked curiously, "Is Huang Mei the old Buddha a master?" I don’t know if he has reached such a level? "
"eh?" He was so fat that he couldn’t help laughing. He picked up a beer mug the size of a human head and drank a little beer in it. Then he snapped his fingers and attracted a dark-skinned clerk to stretch out his right palm and draw three fat fingers. He said, "Three more times!"
The clerk smiled and took away the table glass and soon brought three glasses of beer.
Fat end up with a glass of beer greedily drank less than half a cup in one breath, then burped and looked at Lin Xiao with his eyes free. "Old Buddha with yellow eyebrows, that’s a great master! What is the master of Maitreya Buddha in the western Buddhist world? Always a great master! He has a congenital human bag and a golden bowl, which can catch people best! " Fat cooing boasted about The Journey to the West’s plot and Lin Xiao’s love for Huangmei Buddha.
Lin Xiao was fooled by fatness, and accompanied by fatness, Lin Xiao kept feeling, "So that’s it, so that’s it. The old Buddha with yellow eyebrows is a powerful Taoist friend. Can Lin Xiao introduce you to one or two?" Lin Xiao eagerly looked at Pang, hoping that Pang could introduce himself to several monks, so that he could ask clearly where this’ earth’ is, and if he wanted to return to Heifloxacin.
For Aoxue, they are not worried about Anlin Xiao. Instead, he thinks that he is just an elixir who can inexplicably get rid of the forbidden fairy array. Aoxue and Shen Xiaobaixiu are several times taller than themselves. Can’t they cope with a small forbidden fairy array?
Lin Xiao’s headache now is just like going back to Heifloxacin.
There is no information about the’ Earth’ in the information left by the Meteorite Lord. This planet should be extremely remote, so remote that a great supernatural being like the Meteorite Lord doesn’t know it. It’s also rare for Lin Xiao to get smarter. The most direct and best way to find a way out of here is to find a monk on this planet!
Fat brain has been confused by alcohol. He hummed a few thick arms and waved a big promise at random. "I’ll take you to see some of my brothers ~ er, this ~ is it not an old Buddha with yellow eyebrows?" Uh, what do you want to hear? What heaven and earth, god and man divide the river and break the sea, big immortals pick yin and replenish yang, monks cultivate both yin and yang, and Taoist priests, er, have ~ er, large wholesale, which can guarantee your satisfaction! Hey hey hey hey hey! "
Fat has drunk too much. He still sits squarely in front of Lin Xiao, but his eyes have lost their focal length. He smiled at Lin Xiao in a daze. "I guarantee your satisfaction! Hey hey! Brother, when you come to this place to find me, I will introduce some of my friends to you! "
Give a long sigh, fat face upwards and sigh, "I’m not suitable for people!" His mother played with an angry dog and was taken to the station for tea by the police uncle; A gallstone was caught by his wife to hang water; One got kidney calculi, who was desperately watering and jumping to pull out the stone ―― Mom was not afraid to burst her urethra! Hmm ~ what strange problems have several others encountered? Alas ~ lonely ~ I want to pull someone out to accompany me to drink ~ Do you really want to force me to find a woman? "
Chapter one hundred and one A line between life and death
Burp fat grabbed the last glass of beer on the table and poured it into several mouthfuls. Fat force smashed the glass on the table and shouted, "Little Two, check out ~" and roared, "Little Two, check out!"
The shop assistant with dark skin and thick lips quickly walked to the table. He looked at the whole body and his fat face hung up a bright smile and bowed slightly to Lin Xiao and asked, "Sir?"
Lin Xiao didn’t notice this strange skin color and appearance.
Don’t say you’ve seen it, but you’ve never even heard of it!
"The fairy? Monster? Evil spirits? " Lin Xiao’s mind is still wondering what this shop assistant is. His body has been able to react. He jumped up and pointed to the shop assistant and shouted, "Fang Uber dares to be presumptuous here! Hey! "
After a big drink, Lin Xiao finally remembered that he didn’t have a trace of real money now, and he didn’t have the strength to cast spells, but he punched the clerk in the face cleanly
A muffled sound, the shop assistant was punched out and fell far into the river. Several tourists looked at this side in surprise. Several women screamed, "Help ~ kill someone ~ that’s the man with long hair!"
The black shop assistant Jiang Xin rolled, and he struggled desperately to enlarge and shouted "Help ~ Buddha, Sanqing Daozun, Help ~ Help ~"
"Killed?" The body can react much faster than thinking. Lin Xiao suddenly realized that the dark-skinned shop assistant looked a little strange, but his breath was real human.
"oh, no! Wrong person! " Lin Xiao stayed for a while. Suddenly, among the four tourists, several tall young people came quickly towards this side. Their attention was focused on Lin Xiao. Their eyes actually brought him anxiety pressure. Their body breath reminded Lin Xiao of the attendants in Guihuacheng yamen!
"It’s a public man!" Lin Xiao, who had never done anything bad in his life, was flustered. He grabbed the table and snored. The fat neck picked it up and rushed to the flower bed at the edge of the avenue. After a few jumps, he rushed to the outside road and ran along the road, and soon disappeared from the sight of those young people.
PaLin Xiao shoulder fat suddenly sneezed, he rubbed his nose vague hum a way "brother, find a taxi, er, go back to sleep! Go back to sleep! "
Lin Xiao stopped. He started up and asked, "Taxi? What is it? "
Fat suddenly raised his right hand and waved to a taxi along the road.
The taxi stopped beside Lin Xiao and swayed leisurely from Lin Xiao’s shoulder, struggling to slip, stumbling to the door, pulling the door and rolling in, vaguely saying an address. Lin Xiao stayed for a while, and he was a little afraid. He looked around at the high-rise buildings and the rushing traffic on the road and quickly followed the fat into the car.
Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes as the taxi galloped. He couldn’t feel any fluctuation from the taxi. He couldn’t help but reach out and hold down the taxi driver’s shoulder and ask, "This Taoist friend doesn’t know if your magic weapon is driven by an avatar?"
The taxi driver was suddenly caught by the shoulder and he could shout "What? What are you? "
When I met the robber, the driver shook his hands and slammed the steering wheel to the left. The taxi roared across the road isolation belt and collided with a black car coming from the opposite side.
The street was in chaos at once, and several vehicles that were too fast collided one after another. The whole street was immediately blocked, and the vehicles behind it rang their horns at the same time. The sharp horns made Lin Xiao’s ears buzz. He was at a loss and looked at the mess outside the car, blowing the door to pieces with one punch, pulling the fat out of the taxi and strode out.
I changed a taxi again and learned my lesson. Lin Xiao didn’t dare to talk again this time. The two of them returned to the fat house safely.
I took the ladder to the top floor and was in a sleepwalking state. Fat took out his key, knocked on the door and wandered into the house.
Lin Xiao carefully followed the fat into the room and looked at the wall of the fat house and pressed it at will. The room was full of light.
"There is no smell of oil smoke! This lamp is really good. "Lin Xiao looked at the roof lamp in surprise and quickly asked the fat man," Daoyou Daoyou dare to ask ~ ~ ~ "
Lin Xiao couldn’t ask the question clearly, because the fat man had quickly taken off his clothes. While patting his belly, he went into the bathroom and hit the shower head. Shu Shu took a hot bath and sang loudly while taking a bath. The ugly song was like killing a pig, which made Lin Xiao’s face twitch
Dare not learn Lin Xiao went to the balcony and looked at the past in the distance.
Here is a sea of lights, and several tall buildings are like hemp stalks in the ground, extending from more than ten feet away to the end of the day.
A few streets in the distance are rushing with traffic.